WHOA!!!! i just came back from going out with audrey and shihui...i just found out one of life's simple pleasures....no its not strutting down orchard road wearing God-knows-what brand of clothing... but its going to the air terminals and just wandering around aimlessly...waiting for ideas to strike!at least i know i'm not alone in ths earth...or at least the only person in singapore who hates orchard road.... AND BLESS MY SOUL!!! i found some people who can hold intelligent conversation...then we went to Bakerzin at the fullerton to "indulge" or so to speak..i'm telling you, i'd kill, yes i mean KILL, to live a life like hers,OFS SAS, hell, i wouldn't mind attending military school. but no....God had to curse me with a mundane singaporean child life...so boring...having to mingle in WHITLEY!!!!!!!!!!! of all the hell holes to be in...... i'm happy to be acquanited with audrey...i'm falling madly in love with her and her lifestyle...i gush with envy....in case u bipedaled sea monkeys didnt know intelligent conversation is defined by successfully conversing in any language, and not shrugging off comments that u cannot handle or rebutt...and of course...poke holes in my back with your tongue...and we even say a bunch of really muscular foreign guys...probably from laos for cambodia...they were behaving intimately....urgh..

oh one interesting fact about shi hui and audrey is that although they are the bestest of friends...they dont have to publicly express their affection like hugging or holding hands!!!!!!!!! for chrissake's...they just express it verbally and discreetly...really!!!tsk tsk!!! what would the tourists think if they saw u hugging each other.....SINGAPORE IS AMOK....THEY HAVE HOMOS RUNNING THE NATION....now we wouldn't want that would we