Liked the way the Bee Gees played,
Movies John Travolta made.
Guessing how much Elvis weighed,
Those were the days.

And you knew where you were then,
Watching shows like Gentle Ben.
Ti's the week we could use,
Sherriff Hobo again.

Disco, Doc and Fleetwood Mac,
Coming out of my 8-track.
Michael Jackson still was black.
Those were the days.

- Homer Simpson